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Kiss in Physics & Computer

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”


Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”


Making love to you in every kiss

I’m with you reading this ,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.

That was our first kiss

I stair into your beautiful brown eyes,
I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body.
And as I brush the hair out of your face,
I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek,
as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster.

As you run your hands through my hair
I lean towards you,
I breathe you in.
And when our eyes close, our lips meet.

Our kiss is soft and wet,
smooth and warm,
sensuous and passionate.

The kiss hits our whole bodies like a tidal wave.
We both feel all of our emotion at once,
it’s a feeling words can’t describe.
As we pull away, you look into my eyes
and I look into yours,
we smile realizing that was our first kiss,
And it wasn’t going to be our last.


Funny SMS
Mulk ki khidmat krne k liye sirf doctor ya engineer ban'na zarori nh..
Aap security guard bhi ban skte hein.. :-)
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1 bacha ghar se mar kha kar ghusy me sc
1 bacha ghar se mar kha kar
ghusy me school 
ja raha tha.


Raste me kisi ne
pocha
Beta parhty ho?


Bacha: Nai uniform pehn k 


mujra karny jata hoon.....:-)

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'Boy; me tmhare lye smandar me koood kar moti la sakta 

hon, paharr tor  

kar heera la skta hon,dodh ki nehr khod 

skta hon..... 

Girl: acha ????? 
Boy: azmaa lo... 
Girl: to phr 10 k.g cheeni to laa do....'

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'Shareef itne thy k Kabhi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay 

"WASI", 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
Magar is be'dard "WAPDA" ne to 
Nargis bana dia.'

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